Have you even been startled awake? Yeah. That sucks. Even when it’s by Da with a camera.
I am convinced that this snake is happily humming as he scampers across this lawn.
“hm hm hm hm hmmm, what a beautiful day today! I think I’ll swallow a chimpanzee!”
(Source: , via alligatortearscried)
"1. On our second date, I laughed so hard I burped
And you laughed so hard at me
that you nearly fell off the bed.
2. I didn’t bring a jacket to the fireworks so you leant me yours.
And you kissed me even though I cried.
You didn’t make me tell you why,
Because you knew I didn’t even know myself.
3. You danced naked at midnight when the year changed,
And you dragged me off the sofa to waltz around the living room so fast
I started to see stars.
4. You saw my tiger stripes
And you bathed them,
And wrapped them in bandages.
Then you made me a cup of tea and put on the telly,
So that I forgot it hurt.
5. You told me you loved me
In your sleep."
"Every good morning kiss
Makes up for the months
Spent kissing the phone before bed."